My Girl 2020

Big, brown eyes like Bambi

Thighs on thighs in the back seat

Shiver like a slaughterhouse freezer

Sweating out a 104 fever

Oh, it's established

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch, oh

Bloody diamond

Don't care where I got it 'cause she likes it all

Now she laughing 'cause the murder in the movie isn't tragic

It's established

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Long, white catholic school stockings

Flatline septuagenarian heartbeats

Neon thorns and rosy glasses

One kiss and I'm breathing molasses

Jean rip, bit lip, unzipped, side street

Blood drip, full strip, Times Square, taxi

Fresh pine scent in a four-door casket

I don't care if the fucking Prius crashes

Oh, it's established

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch, oh

And the strongest

In her underwear, a Juggernaut Colossus, oh

And she's all fire

With a coal mine hidden in her insides

It's established

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

She the cause of mass hysteria, oh

North and South and East America

Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, it's established

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch, oh

And the topic

Every paper's front page got my hot chick, oh

Fuck a salad

She'll eat your heart out with a side of some batshit, oh

It's established

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch

Goddamn, my girl is a bad bitch