I Met God

I met God Crying in the bathtub Waiting for you to call me back I was scared that you weren't living And I couldn't live with that I met God Crying in the bathtub Waiting for you to call me back I was scared that something happened I'm aware that things do happen All the time One minute it's Hell The next, it's you Nothing else I'd liken Heaven to Please don't wake me in the land of Uz There's seven thousand sheep that I'd rather lose I met God Crying in the bathtub Waiting for you to call me back I said, "God, sorry for the tantrum" But I never needed anything so bad as Her eyes, I see the Nile The full Moon, Egyptian sands But Job said that what You give You have a kink of taking back all the time One minute, you're here The next you're flying Two wings out your back, the clouds divide Guide you on a path above the pavement Lord, highway that Orion decorated Lord, sing above the gates, say you made it Say you made it Say you made it! Lord, oh my Lord Oh, my Lord Lord, oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord I've been picturing the undertaker Hospitals and oxygen and makeup On the verge of bargaining with Satan When I met God I met God I met God Crying in the bathtub Waiting for you to call me back I was scared that you weren't living And that's when