I’m looking for a friend to the bitter end who’s gonna answer if I call

A really good bud, one that I can trust who’s gonna catch me if I start to fall

Now you and I we seem to get along real fine it’s true

So I got a couple questions I’d like to ask of you

If I am drowning in a river will you jump on in

If I am hanging by a thread will you whip out a spinning wheel

Will you remember what I’m sure to forget

If my money’s kinda funny will you pick up the check

If you can answer yes I’ll be ringing that bell

When I’m handing you the title of my BFFL

I made a few plans shook a few hands, they couldn’t seem to follow through

‘Cause when the going got tough just a little rough, it’s like they booked themselves a ticket to Kathmandu

Now flying solo ain’t so bad I guess that I don’t mind

But it’s nice to know my good ole pal will show up right on time

If I should make a wrong turn will you put me on course

And if I find myself in trouble will you ride in on a big white horse

Defend my honor if they’re talking smack

Can I always count on you to always have my back

Just say absolutely, that’ll really be swell

And I’m proud to shake the hand of my new BFFL, my Best Friend For Life

Yeah we’re just good old folks like to tell a few jokes, we like to party til the break of dawn

It’d be a perfect hand with the right wing man, don’t you wanna come along, awwww

If I am drowning in a river will you jump on in

If I am hanging by a thread will you whip out a spinning wheel

Will you remember what I’m sure to forget

If my money’s kinda funny will you pick up the check

And if I make a wrong turn will you put me on course

If I find myself in trouble will you ride in on a big white horse

Defend my honor if they’re talking smack

Can I always count on you to always have my back

Just say absolutely that’ll really be swell

And I’m proud to shake the hand of my new BFFL, my Best Friend For Life

Yeah, this round’s on you, right?

BFFL