Too Cool

You're too cool for work

You're too cool for school

You're too cool for me

You're too cool for you

Oh, you're too cool

You can't take a joke

You gotta take a pill

Cuz' this ain't a game

You gotta keep it real

Oh, you're too cool

You're too scared to fall

And too proud to crawl

You're too cool to do anything at all

You're too cool

You're too cool to pay

You're too cool to sell out

You're too cool to obey

But too broke to bail out

Oh, you're too cool

You're too cool to care

And you don't wanna try

You're too cool for life

You say you'd rather die

Oh, you're too cool

You're too scared to fall

And too proud to crawl

You're too cool to say anything at all

You're too cool

Well, I'm walking down the hall in my polyester shirt

When I see that vegan girl from the restaurant where I work

And she asks me if I'll meet her at the coffee shop at eight

Well, I've got some pills to take that make me fashionably late

Oh, and who are you to judge me when you don't know where I've been?

You're too cool