I would never let a baby drive my car unless I trusted it

And I would never let an in-joke go too far at someone else's expense

Well, if you're gonna put cash in one hand, it's gonna lead to another

Yeah, Daddy's strapped, so it's about damn time that someone asked your mother

What we've built is a bit too big to fall

So be sure to take my advice when you get the call

Buy yourself a bigger TV

'Cause there's a thousand guys on the internet that look just like me

Don't fire

Aim hire

Don't lock that shit in, Eddie McGuire

Hey, it's not misinformation if my lawyer thinks it's cool

He's sixty bucks a minute, and he's buying an infinity pool

And I can pull you out of January, and I swear the truth ain't all that scary

Unless it's name is Neil Young

You know what? I think your portfolio is gonna turn out fine and

Your investment property is gonna age like fine red wine and

Dividends aren't that simple, I swear, you cannot drink a house, and I implore that you cannot drink a house

You're calling the bank, but you already know

You don't have any money, so they told you to go

But you're building a house with bricks imported from Jehrico

Don't fire

Aim hire

Don't lock that shit in, Eddie McGuire

Don't fire

Aim hire

Don't lock that shit in, Eddie McGuire

Don't lock that shit in

Don't lock it in

Don't lock it in