Microwave

Dear people of the universe Bluebells are purple, Greenland's not green My pinkie's not pink, so what does it mean Roses are red, but my name's not Dave (Are you drunk?) I'm not drunk Microwave Do you know what I'm saying Do you know what I'm saying Lying on the kitchen floor I know I shouldn't do it but I wanna do it more Wait, sorry I zoned out What did you just say Did you just call me pretty You must be mistaken Or talking to a mirror Sorry, I'm bad at words Maths is yellow and science is blue Marmite's gross and so are you Scotland isn't real, Nicholas Cage isn't either Yesterday I made friends with a spider Oh em gee Lying on the kitchen flooring I bet you think that I'm boring Wait, sorry I zoned out What did you just say Did you just call me pretty You must be mistaken Or talking to a mirror 'Cause you're telling lies You're so stupid I'm going ra-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da Ah-ba-ba-ba-daaa, da-da Wait, sorry I zoned out What did you just say Did you just call me pretty Wowww Yeah, la la-la la la laaa Sorry I'm so bad at this!! I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave, a microwave, a microwave for you I put my heart inside a microwave A microwave, a microwave