Too Drunk to Dance

Yea it's six o'clock on Friday night, it's time to start getting right

We're heading to the bar up the street

A little dancing and drinking, you know I'm already thinking

Of all the girls that we're gonna meet

Just after shot number seven, this little piece of heaven

She came crashing right through the door

She pointed at me, she said, "What's it gonna be, boy?

Is there something that you're waiting for?"

I'd love to dance with ya baby. No, I'd sure love to try

But I just don't think it'd be right

See, I'm a real backslider, oh an up-all-nighter

Mr. Right most of the time

Oh I swear when I'm sober I'm a real Casanova

That can burn a hole in a dance floor

I hate to turn down a chance for a little romance

But I'm too drunk to dance anymore

Well the next thing you know she's got me out on the floor

Showing off my two left feet

Yea I spun her around but I knocked her down

She said, "Why don't you let me lead"

Well I was sure glad to meet her. Boy, she couldn't be sweeter

But, "Girl, I think it's time to go home"

She said, "What does that mean? You can't be seriously

Are you really gonna leave me alone?"

I'd love to dance with ya baby. No, I'd sure love to try

But I just don't think it'd be right

See, I'm a real backslider, oh an up-all-nighter

Mr. Right most of the time

Oh I swear when I'm sober I'm a real Casanova

That can burn a hole in a dance floor

I hate to turn down a chance for a little romance

But I'm too drunk to dance anymore

I'd love to dance with ya baby. No, I'd sure love to try

But I just don't think it'd be right

See, I'm a real backslider, oh an up-all-nighter

Mr. Right most of the time

Oh I swear when I'm sober I'm a real Casanova

That can burn a hole in a dance floor

I hate to turn down a chance for a little romance

But I'm too drunk to dance anymore

I hate to turn down a chance for a little romance

But I'm too drunk to dance anymore

Too drunk to play, too!