Sometimes when I'm in a situation of danger
I just feel I wanna start a fire
You have chosen to destroy
It seems you're afraid to grieve
Welcome to the Self-F program
Let's begin by filling your existential holes
If you don't want to sleep alone tonight
Access our OOP (Once-Only-Playmate) mode
According to our experts the benefits of sex include
Lower blood pressure, better immune system
Decreased depression and anxiety
You can upload a selfie with your new lover!
Side effects include
A feeling of meaninglessness, regrets about
What about our IG (Instant Gratification) mode?
Alcohol is often used to deal with issues
From stress to social anxiety
If you're sad, our experts recommend
To try ice-cream instead of cocaine
Eating ice-cream also activates the orbitofrontal cortex in the brain
Indicating the positive emotional value and reward mechanisms
Before accepting, think it twice
What began as a way to decompress
Can become a problematic coping mechanism
Do you want to upload a selfie?
Do you want to upload a selfie?
You gotta keep going, but you gotta hide like, all this trash
Beneath the car seat, where no one knows, where no one sees
