Happy Hour Hero

A pint of beer and a pretty girl A pack of Camel lights Another night, another bar Green, green neon lights Smoke acts as a camouflage For every lizard with a line Forget about the pretty girl A Saranac will do just fine A pint of beer and a shot of jack A pack of Camel lights Some days don't see the day And some don't see the night Damn barstool wobbles There ain't no footrest at the bar When I pass through my water glass I can, I can see who you are One more bottle, one more bottle One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle, one more bottle One more bottle for this happy hour hero A pint of beer and a pretty girl A pack of Camel lights Sweaty little men worship Those southern girls in tights And we keep on playin' the songs That no one wants to hear Sweaty little man they shot A hundred-dollar bill without a care And we play from ten to two But we work from noon to four Try to make a guarantee Try to make points on the door No one tells us what to do No one tells us where to go One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle, one more bottle One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle, one more bottle One more bottle for this happy hour hero And Charlotte's a long way to go Just to show 'em what you got And I hear it's worth the trip The room gets burning hot Let me jot down one more thing Just one more thing before I go One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle for this happy hour hero One more bottle for this happy hour, this happy hour hero