Telly Timewarp

I washed up on your Jersey Shore

I wasn't shure that we would be a fit

You took me down to your favorite bar

And there I drowned in too much Gin Tonics

I feel like a fool now

I'm getting punk'd with all your whits

It feels like a bad skit

Why don't you take me to your Telly Telly Timewarp

I just wanna go back, back to the start

Taking life easy like Spongebob

I don't wanna end up in your junkyard

Baby can't you see I wanna be on your TV

Flipping through the channels

Saw every sitcom every documentary

But then I saw your pretty face

Looking like a feel good comedy

I feel like the pursuit of happiness

Is finally done

The battle is won

Why don't you take me to your Telly Telly Timewarp

I just wanna go back, back to the start

Taking life easy like Spongebob

I don't wanna end up in your junkyard

Baby can't you see I wanna be on your TV