Cell rings,

I cant relax

Im seriously thinking

Yo, should I answer that?

Blocked ID

What happened next surprised me

And that's one thing that's highly unlikely

Turns out to be a chick that used to like me

She starts telling me what's been happening in her life

She's giving me the feeling something aint right

Going a mile a minute now I see the brake lights

Guess I'm a bit of a pessimist

But her brains half empty where's the rest of it

She's boring me to death

But what do you expect from a girl best know for her breasts

Well, I gotta go now, the chat was nice

She's yelling get off the table I won't ask you twice

Oh yea, I have a son. His name is Matt. He's 5

Hold on, come get this phone and tell your daddy hi.

What???

You say you swear that baby's mine

But you dont even know me

I met you once in 99

I aint yo back up daddy

I feel they heat while she's resting her head at the beach,

Welfare but she still dress better than me

This never could be. Im shredding the beef

She trying to get me caught up in a web of deceit

You better believe no matter what ill stand ground

Cause if I remember it correctly in passed out with my pants down

Kinda embarrassing but im a man now

And she aint finna sucker me and get a hand out

I cant doubt her ability

Its killing me

The though of spending time in a correctional facility

Trying to sort out this child support bout

Im already getting calls from the courthouse

Im stressing like now what is we gone do

Either come up with some money quick or she gone sue

No thanks I think its a call for a code blue

We going on a trip to see you know who

You say you swear that baby's mine

But you dont even know me

I met you once in 99

I aint yo back up daddy

Check

Now I love these girl to death

These down low girls to death

Huh huh

I love these girls to death

These ole lying ass 2 timing down low girls to death

Now you can always tell a snake when you see one All of a sudden my life is like a bad re-run

I need a refund, paying for sins I didn't commit

And reconciliation there will be none

I messed up bad and God I'm sorry

But I had to take the degenerate broad on Maury

She can tell a lie with such confidence

Playing up her sob story for the audience

In my defense if it was my kid then I would handle it

Cause it aint really the boy's fault his mama scandalous

Still in know the truth and I'm demanding it

I put any end to this

Time to abandon this

The best is its worse than I expected

Reckless, turns out that I'm the tenth man tested

Case rested

She was hot and bothered

When I heard the man say "Your area not, the father"

You say you swear that baby's mine

But you dont even know me

I met you once in 99

I aint yo back up daddy