My Infinite Monkey

Act one A platform before a castle My infinite monkey is being haunted My infinite monkey borrows, and he lends He smiles genuinely He dreams of strange things Act two A room in a house My infinite monkey is not mad, and he has no method My infinite monkey only knows to put paws to keys These paws are not plot devices These paws are tools of entropy Act three A room in a castle My infinite monkey has never heard of probability Mortal coils mean nothing to my infinite monkey His clicks, his clacks, pass into thines, and thous My infinite monkey keeps asking, "to be, or not to be?" Act four A room in a castle My infinite monkey doesn't understand revenge My infinite monkey cannot be taught brevity The body is with the monkey, but the monkey is not with the body Act five A churchyard Enter two clowns My infinite monkey's jest is pure dumb luck My infinite monkey doesn't realize what he's done What he's about to do