Donkey Town

Why do we need tickets just to see a big ol' hole? For 60 honkin' dollars, I can dig me up my own We could see it from the car, so if you need, that's where I'll go Will you pick me up a magnet before we get on the road? And can we go? (Can we go...) Can we drive back through Donkey Town? (Donkey Town) It was so tight in Donkey Town (Donkey Town) No one was fighting in Donkey Town (Donkey Town...) They just ate corn from your hand Why'd we fly eight hours just to see Dracula's House? The Impaler didn't live in it, so what is this about? And for 40 honkin' lei, at least a goblin could pop out If you need, I'll be in Brașov, dumping beer into my mouth When can we go? (Can we go...) Why can't we fly back towards Donkey Town? (Donkey Town) I was so happy in Donkey Town (Donkey Town) We were a fam'ly in Donkey Town (Donkey Town...) When they ate corn from our hands (Aah-aah-aah) London - zero donkeys Lyon - zéro donkeys Mexico had some burros Bulgaria - one blocked the road But why go anywhere? Why go anywhere but Donkey Town? (Donkey Town) We never argued in (Donkey Town) Two dollar parking in (Donkey Town) No one even checked Donkey Town (Donkey Town) We've only ever been happy in Donkey Town (Donkey Town) (Aah-aah-aah) In Donkey Town Yeehaw, heehaw, Donkey Town