Now, first of all

Fuck these rappers here talkin' this, talkin' that

Dankton, I see you, bitch

I'm the reason they call it Bikini Bottom (Surfer)

Don't forget I left you on read, gang

The baddest bitches live in bubbles, that's a fuckin' fact

Ain't no patty, bitches Krabby, I got hella ass

I brought my strap into the club, I'm tryna throw it back

And I just hit up Dankton, he a pussy, don't know how to act (mhmm)

I'm geeked up like I'm DDG

I hit your block in every corner like a fuckin' DVD

They said that girlies couldn't rap, hit the kitchen, leave 'em be

I hit 'em up like Crips and Bloods the way I'm tryna see 'em bleed (mhmm)

I get cash money like it's CMB (CMB)

Yeah, bitches act funny when they see me, please (see me, please)

Your boy a crash dummy, he a little flea

I made him wait in line for this pussy like the DMV

Yeah, mhmm, how the fuck it feel?

Yeah, got it out the bottom, bitch, I made it here (here)

Yeah, mhmm, how the fuck it feel?

I had your main man actin' David, tryna cop a feel

Y-Y-You a PC smashin', little dick havin'

Ugly, green bitch with a chick named Karen

Bitch, my name's Sandy, never had a Plan B

You live inside a bucket, eww, bitch, you nasty

The baddest bitches live in bubbles, that's a fuckin' fact (yeah)

Ain't no patty, bitches Krabby, I got hella ass (yeah)

I brought my strap into the club, I'm tryna throw it back

And I just hit up Dankton, he a pussy, don't know how to act (mhmm)

(A-ha!) I'm geeked up like I'm DDG (yeah)

I hit your block in every corner like a fuckin' DVD (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

They said that girlies couldn't rap, hit the kitchen, leave 'em be (yeah)

I hit 'em up like Crips and Bloods the way I'm tryna see 'em bleed (mhmm)

(Mhmm)

Yeah, hit 'em up, Crips and Bloods, tryna see 'em bleed

(Mhmm)

It's Sandy Cheeks, bitch, you do not wanna fuck with me

(Mhmm, mhmm)

Yeah, mhmm, mhmm

Facts is, Karen, you datin' a fuckin' loser

Bitch, shut yo' fuckin' mouth