Woodrow the Donkey Dude

Woodrow the Donkey Woodrow the donkey dude Woodrow the donkey Woodrow that donkey dude You might not know a donkey, But I bet you love 'em if you took the time So let me tell you some stuff about 'em put to a rhyme Did you know that the oldest donkey was like 54? They eat the grain and grass and hay that makes 'em herbivore The girls are called "jennies" and the boys are called "jacks" They get really sad if they don't get a lot of contact But don't you go and mess with their ears And did you know the mama donkey's pregnant for a year? I didn't know that! I also heard that donkey's got a sweet tooth If you hang with donkeys I suggest that you should bring fruit Sunkist, or Chiquita, or even dole Last fact, A baby donkey's also known as a foal Let's go! Get down to the donkey groove Get down to the donkey groove Woodrow's that donkey dude Woodrow's that donkey dude Get down to the donkey groove Get down to the donkey groove Woodrow's that donkey dude Woodrow's that donkey dude You might not know a human, But I bet you'd probably think they're really weird They walk on two feet looking doofy some have silly beards They love the fruit like us, The watermelon, cantaloupe, but they're kinda scary Some of them even eat animals Can they go a minute without playing on their phones? Why they got a room for poop right inside their homes? They ain't got no hooves but they got fingers and some toes The baby ones can barely do a thing until they grow Did you know that some of these humans live 100 years? Wear clothes under their clothes and call it underwear When it's their birthday that when they really go nuts I heard they play a game where they pin a tail on us Ahh! Get down to the donkey groove Get down to the donkey groove Woodrow's that donkey dude Woodrow's that donkey dude Get down to the donkey groove Get down to the donkey groove Woodrow's that donkey dude Woodrow's that donkey dude If you know how to move Better move them hooves or them shoes If you know how to move Get down, get down to the donkey groove I never knew a donkey till I brought this donkey in my life Now I got a partner who be getting funky on the mic What up Woodrow? Not a lot, just doing that donkey dance I don't need a donkey shirt and I don't need no donkey pants Nope, still fly Flyest donkey I ever met Brought you to the crib and now our home can be your habitat Out here in the farm I made some friends with all these callin' birds Everyone is nice and all, but I don't like that dog of yours Get down to the donkey groove Get down to the donkey groove Get down to the donkey groove Yeah, everybody get on! Get on down with the donkey groove Get on down with the donkey groove Get on down with the donkey groove So tell me what you're waiting on! Anyone got an apple? I'm hungry Get down to the donkey groove