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Well, I know we're different and this might sound heavy But I'm thinking I'm a Ford and, baby, you're a Chevy That's OK, I can appreciate any good car Can't you tell by the way I've been bumping your bumper That I'm following close, tryin' to be your lover Ain't gonna hurt ya, honey, that's what a bumper's for Well, I know you don't like the same things I do Still, I'll stick to you like Elmer's white glue And I'm so sticky that you'll never get me off of your hands Even if you try to wash me away I'll just stick around and clog up your drain I hate to have to tell you, but I'm one of your future plans Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady And I ain't even joking at all Well, you might not like it, baby, let me tell ya You're my favorite flower and I love to smell ya Pretty as a starfish sticking to the ocean floor You're my sweet and I can't get enough You're an Oreo cookie with double stuff I'm so fat on you, I won't ever get skinny no more Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady And I ain't even joking at all No, I ain't even joking at all Said I ain't even joking at all Why would you think that I was even joking at all?