I'm the Usain Bolt of running from my problems
I never go home 'cause those people know who I am
I like getting drunk 'cause it makes me feel more charming
I haven't been myself since the election
When life was easy the music was harsh
Now I wanna escape
'Cause life is hard
All I ever listen to
When I get inside my car
All I want is shallow pop songs
All I talk about is the weather
Are hot dogs sandwiches, or subs, or neither?
I wanna just talk about movies I dislike
I'd rather not talk about anything in my life
When life was easy the music was harsh
Now I wanna escape
'Cause life is hard
All I ever listen to
When I get inside my car
All I want is shallow pop songs (Yeah)
And the last text I sent to him
Was about the movie 'Avatar'
And how dumb I thought
The central themes are
Like it's reject technology
Accept nature's beauty
Except the whole damn movie
Was to promote the new kind of 3D
Hey Mike (hey hey hey hey)
Aren't I a genius?
Hey Mike (hey hey hey hey)
Aren't I brilliant?
Hey Mike (hey hey hey hey)
Come on man
Why aren't you responding?
All I want is shallow pop songs
All I want is shallow pop songs (yeah yeah yeah)
All I want is shallow pop songs
All I want
