Henry and Sam

Two, three Have you met my friend Henry? Have you met my friend Sam? One's long and lean, one's short and mean Known quite well throughout this land Have you heard my friend Henry? Have you heard my friend Sam? One's low and barks, one's quick and sharp Known quite well throughout this land I'd be dead if not for Henry I'd be dead if not for Sam They've spoke with those who've stood opposed To the way I deal, the way I am Grown to dislike my friend Henry Grown to despise my friend Sam Too many times I've lost my mind Felt them in my trembling hands