Too Fat to Fly

16 years old I could Ollie quite high, I could do a kick flip but couldn’t really grind

Then I discovered weed, booze and pies, now I’m too fat to fly

Trucks are out of control

Wheels are out of control

Board is fucking broke

Cos I’m too fat too fly

Rolling downhill, falling downhill

There were no vert, there were no parks, but B&Q Car park worked in the dark

Getting kicked off the hospital grounds, now I’m too fat to fly