Mrs. Jane, she taught me everything I know

It's such a shame, she had to up her things and go

On sunny days she's all that occupies my mind

On every frame, on every picture, every slide

Uh oh, Uh oh

Oh, Mrs. Jane

Mrs. Jane oh I'm not sure that she's aware

Of what I changed, my clothes, my attitude, my hair

In many ways she's shaped the man that I've become

I miss her face, the way she'd make her lessons fun

Uh oh, uh oh

Oh Mrs. Jane

I hope someday my eyes will meet again with yours

Some of those lessons that you taught me must have been ignored

Like what to do when you are no longer around

I'm falling quickly, I'm about to hit the ground

Mrs. Jane the way they treated you was oh so unashamedly unfair

My god, how could they be so cold

Let's run away, jump on a plane to anywhere

We'll change our names, our clothes, our attitude, our hair

Uh oh, uh oh

Oh Mrs. Jane

I hope someday my path will cross again with yours

Some of those lessons that you taught me must have been ignored

Like what to do when you are no longer around

I'm falling quickly, I'm about to hit the ground

I love you, Mrs. Jane

And I need you, Mrs. Jane

Ever since you first walked into that maths lesson, my life's been changed for the better

I never gave a shit about algebra until you walked in

It was all just numbers and letters

None of it made any sense, Mrs. Jane

I really bloody need you, Mrs. Jane

Let's get a house, and get a dog, and get married, and just be so fucking happy

So, here's to you, Mrs. Jane

Jesus bloody Christ, I love you,

Oh, oh, oh

God, help me please, Mrs. Jane

Heaven's where I'd do you everyday

Way. hey, hey

Oh I just want to hold you closely, warm you up, and get you toasty

Ofsted need not know a thing, we'd move to Spain, we'd buy a ring

We'd shack up in a local town, you'd teach me stuff

You teach me how to be a man, to be a dad, to slow things down and not get sad

And then one day in ten years' time, we'll take the kids out for a ride

We'll hit a bend, and that's the end for me and Mrs. Jane