Famous Friend

We have a pretty famous friend (oh yeah) We act like little kids We wanna sit next to him Ponder his opinions (oh yeah) On cities singers movies and breakfast burritos It's a peculiar poison (oh yeah) So disappointing every time we get to see him It's never fun it's never fun When you think it's gonna be so fun You think that you're the lucky one Our famous friend goes bowling with Interpol I'm in line at Trader Joe's Now I wrote a song about him He'll never know Famous friend Famous friend We have a pretty famous friend (oh no) Get to be his plus one purple wristband Forgets to introduce us (oh no) Backstage with his even more famous friends What do we even want from him? (oh no) We get in stupid fights when we're gonna see him We're all in love in love with him We just can't get enough of him The whole world loves our famous friend Our famous friend Leaves a trail of Dissatisfaction Everywhere he goes Now I wrote a song about him He'll never know Famous friend Famous friend Does he see anything in me Does he see anything Does he see anything in me Does he see does he see Our famous friend goes bowling with Interpol I'm in line at Trader Joe's Now I wrote a song about him He'll never know Our famous friend Leaves a trail of Dissatisfaction Everywhere he goes Now I wrote a song about him He'll never know Our famous friend Our famous friend