MechaStraw

If you're ever in a place and you need a little bit of luck

Cause your mouth is so tired and your lips, they just can't

Pick up any more of your favorite beverage and bring it into your mouth

And that's when you need to get yourself a MechaStraw

MechaStraw to the rescue when you're too tired to

Drink up your soda, you're draught from your root beer not coming down

Make sure you get the battery operated kind

With a little propeller on the bottom to stir your fancy coffee drinks all the time

I'm talking about Mecha, Mecha, MechaStraw

Mecha, Mecha, MechaStraw

Get yourself a little MechaStraw and your life will be so fine

If you don't listen to me, then at least listen to this kid

He loves his MechaStraw, loves his MechaStraw

And this is what he did, tell it boy

So there was this one time where I was trying to drink my chocolate milk and I was tired

So I bought a MechaStraw

MechaStraw, Mecha, Mecha, MechaStraw Straw

You're not letting me talk

Please let me talk

Get off the couch, grab your phone, go order the MechaStraw

MechaStraw, now available wherever straws are sold

It really sucks