If I Can't Wear Boots

When I get an invitation before I even get it open In my mind I'm already picking out a pair I never look at the dress code Cause if I'm on the list then they know They'd be crazy to even tell me what to wear Cause I'm wearing boots or I ain't going I might get me a backward stare, ha oh well Cause I like my boots and I'll be showing up In my shined up, rhinestone ones from the top shelf Well, that's just who I am And I ain't going If I can't wear boots It's been a week of overtime Thank God for Friday night Don't wanna get dressed up and get picked up for a date Hope he takes me to a downtown bar Where the drinks are flowing and there's steel guitar Spare me the wine and dine from that silver plate Cause I'm wearing boots or I ain't going I might get me a backward stare, ha oh well Cause I like my boots and I'll be showing up In my shined up, rhinestone ones from the top shelf Hell that's just who I am And I ain't going If I can't wear boots Hey Whether I end up standing at the pearly gates Or if the devil gets to know my name One thing won't change Cause I'm wearing boots or I ain't going I might get me a backward stare, but I don't care Cause I like my boots and I'll be showing up In my shined up, rhinestone ones from the top shelf Hell that's just who I am And I ain't going Well that's just who I am And I ain't going If I can't wear boots Hey If I can't wear boots Woah, no Yee who Hey Oh