No One Can Fool Me Like I Do

I believe in the art of deprecation, not sensation, or adjulation

No need to speak in recitations, strange revelations not from me

I'm not easy on the eyes, a conundrum in some folks minds

And I pinch myself, to check my pulse, to see if I'm alive,

So no one can fool me like I fool me, I can fool me all the time,

Anyone can dislocate me, or denigrate me if they try,

I was born a goochie goo, that's a fine how da you do,

No one can fool me like I do,

I don't like being ferocious, atrocious, retalious,

I hate my gift of condescension, it's confusion to my kind,

It's not easy being me, my inner goof that I see,

I pinch myself, to check my pulse, to see if I'm alive, so

No one can fool me like I fool me, you know me and agree,

Anyone can dislocate me, or denigrate me if they try,

I was born a goochie goo,that's a fine how da you do,

Nobody can fool me like I do,

I believe we all have some issues, no need for tissues, don't cry for me

Call it the human condition, what position is your life in

We all live on the deep end,but God help us survive,

So i pinch myself, and check my pulse, to see if I'm alive,

No one can fool me like I fool me, I can fool me all the time,

Anyone can dislocate me, or denigrate me if they try,

I was born a goochie goo, that's a fine how da you do,

No one can fool me, Like I do,

Nobody,nobody,nobody,nobody,nobody can fool me like I do, yeah