He Thinks He'll Keep Her

She makes his coffee, she makes his bed She does the laundry, she keeps him fed When she was twenty-nine she wore her mother's lace She said, "Forever" with a smile upon her face She does the car-pool, she PTAs Doctors and dentists, she drives all day When she was twenty-nine she delivered number three And every Christmas card showed a perfect family Everything runs right on time Years of practice and design Spit and polish 'til it shines He thinks he'll keep her Everything is so benign Safest place you'll ever find God forbid you change your mind He thinks he'll keep her She packs his suitcase, she sits and waits With no expression upon her face When she was thirty-six she met him at their door She said, "I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore" Everything runs right on time Years of practice and design Spit and polish 'til it shines He thinks he'll keep her Everything is so benign Safest place you'll ever find God forbid you change your mind He thinks he'll keep her For fifteen years she had a job and not one raise in pay Now she's in the typing pool at minimum wage Everything runs right on time Years of practice and design Spit and polish 'til it shines He thinks he'll keep her Everything is so benign The safest place you'll ever find At least until you change your mind He thinks he'll keep her alright (all right)