Fml

Fuck my life

I’ve had enough this time

Fuck my life

I’ve got an eyelash in my eye

FML motherfucker

Wait for the pain to pass by

Fuck my life

This is my time to say goodbye

Urghh

It’s happened again

Another door frame taking aim at my smallest toe

Oh the pain!

my life flashes by my eyes

I don’t think I can survive

It’s not just a minor inconvenience

I can’t do anything at all for at least 3 minutes

I want a fucking refund, now

So fuck my life

Yeah, oh fuck my life

It’s like I double up

All in on my bad luck

So fuck my life

Yeah, Oh fuck my life

I’m reaching out for help

Can’t do this by myself

The next day

When I wake

I remember my mistake

So great, high stakes

I check my calendar to confirm my day

And I’m faced with such dismay

I am late for a date with Destiny

It’s a weird name, but I’ll take what I can get

I’ve no clean pairs of socks left

Fucking hell

So fuck my life

Yeah, oh fuck my life

It’s like I double up

All in on my bad luck

So fuck my life

Yeah, Oh fuck my life

I’m reaching out for help

Can’t do this by myself

Ugh, it’s just another bad day

Add it to the resume

And I can’t wait

There’s an inevitability to the life that is killing me

And I’m tired of reaching out for a-

Ah, fuck it

So fuck my life motherfucker

Pushing everybody away like a brother, a bad one

Look at myself through the eyes of another

I bitch and moan like a mother, a mad one

How can a king rule when he’s always gotta think through everything he do

I’ll just never go out

Never leave my house

What did I do to have karma always kick me down

So please just kill me now

So fuck my life

Yeah, oh fuck my life

It’s like I double up

All in on my bad luck

So fuck my life

Yeah, Oh fuck my life

I’m reaching out for help

Can’t do this by myself

Fuck my life

I’ve had enough this time

FML motherfucker

This is my time to say goodbye