Bad Day

I woke up early this morning convincing myself that today was a good day Then I burnt my tongue on the coffee I drank And I dropped my phone and it cracked in the sink Ain't got no outfit for work and I'm late Somebody tell god he better stop playing games Why everything fucked up Why everything sucks How come every time that I try being positive Some little thing messes everything up And it don't even matter a bit how I handle it I can't even keep me a candle lit I've been in the bathroom a half dozen times My stomachs requesting new management I thought okay maybe I'd go relax for a minute and watch something funny I like Then tried to login' to my Netflix account but my keys aren't responding I can't even type What in the hell did I do to deserve it Oh god I knew I wasn't perfect But the way that you treating me ain't even decent I know I'm not your strongest servant I'm putting the work in I try to do right At least for the majority of my life But first thing this morning I tried calling mom just to tell her I love her, and she tried to Fight Then cooking breakfast I burnt both the eggs and the toast to the point where my dog Would bite I can't do anything right But I guess it's just how it goes I really should look at the calendar though To make sure today isn't... oh hell no Today's my birthday? Goddamn it I woke up early this morning convincing myself that today was a good day Then I burnt my tongue on the coffee I drank And I dropped my phone and it cracked in the sink Aint got no outfit for work and I'm late Somebody tell god he better stop playing games Why everything fucked up Why everything sucks How come every time that I try being positive Some little thing messes everything up