Sancho

She don't love him anymore But she can't stand the talk of divorce So she puts it in a lockbox deep inside Far enough away to where he won't find it Six years of marriage and he's still going strong He ain't got a clue that there's a damn thing wrong Vows and rings and forever-I-dos don't mean what they used to And every night that he's gone She gets on the telephone And makes the devil happy once again When she says... Give him just a second, in a second he'll be leaving Then you can give mama what mama's been missing I really thought I loved him, but my love was in his money I get so excited I can hear the way she's calling Sancho Sancho I'ma love her and spank her like a back up man She says, "My husband can't do the stuff my Sancho can" When he leaves town that's when I move in And it hurts my heart to do it But I'm a Sancho I'm the Sancho