Benvenuti sulla Terra, una delle sette meraviglie della Via Lattea. È un'atmosfera piacevole in superficie e i livelli di radiazione sono accettabili. Per i titolari di passaporto Andromeda, si prega di procedere alla coda di sinistra. Se vedi degli esseri umani che agiscono in modo sospetto, assicurati di mangiarli e smaltire tutti i rifiuti in un punto di deposito sicuro. Le pistole a raggi ionizzanti sono severamente vietate nel Arndale Centre. Grazie

Welcome to welcome to welcome to welcome to earth

See the remnants of an empire

See idols carved in plastic seats

Everything everything everything under one roof

Though the celling’s long since ruined

The market stalls have moved outside

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We’ll take only souvenirs

And leave only craters

Flatten the flatten the flatten the flatten the banks

Make the civil servants serve

Crap coffee to the aliens

Leave me a leave me a leave me a leave me alone

Once you’ve given me my sandwich

My cousin owns that pub I think

Don’t forget don’t forget don’t forget don’t forget

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We’ll take only souvenirs

And leave only craters

And history remembers the holiday makers

(Only craters)

But history forgets the people that serve you ice cream

And history forgets the battlefields and catacombs

(Only craters)

But history remembers your luxury hotel complex

And history remembers the bargain hunters

(Only craters)

And history forgets the architects and farmers

And history forgets your words and features

(Only craters)

But history remembers a thousand pictures

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We’ll take only souvenirs

And leave only craters

Only craters

Only craters

We'll take only souvenirs

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