Guitar Cases (feat. Joe Devine)

Started when I was 22, paddling up a river in crap canoe

Rugby club lads on tour and we'd had a few

Up the river wye with wet shoes

All the gear and no idea paired up in twos

Making a splash, staying dry wasn't gonna last

No technique with wet asses

How they thought we'd be responsible is past me

With a load of blokes fatties, thinnies, with no kits and glasses

Cider was the drop of the day

Sipping cans like we couldn't wait

Stopped off in a couple of pubs on the way

Cos we fancied drinking from a glass for a change

I really didn't know, that something in my soul

It opened up for me, this music therapy

Look back and laugh at this, sometimes I do not miss

I'm adamant this was, the best accident

Rowing down the river wye

And my partner lost his ore in the first five minutes

Played it cool but I was livid

Knowing full well I was gonna have to do all the work

Whilst he sits there and rolls a fat nerf

I've Had a gutsful now I wish I was back on turf

But the cider made it worth it

Then Old un said land ahead

The timing was perfect

Time to watch old men put up tents

Whilst half cut from slurping

Not only that, they've all got bad backs, looks like they're twerking?

To be fair so far this lads trip has been proper hard work

Glad I bought some spare shirts

I really didn't know, that something in my soul

It opened up for me, this music therapy

Look back and laugh at this, sometimes I do not miss

I'm adamant this was, the best accident

And when we pitched up, we recharged

Burgers, hot dogs from the BBQ

That's when I knew when I saw the

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw

I really didn't know, that something in my soul

It opened up for me, this music therapy

Look back and laugh at this, sometimes I don't miss

I'm adamant this was, the best accident

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw

Guitar cases I saw, I'm adamant this was the best accident

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw

Guitar cases I saw, guitar cases I saw