Alcohol

Bartender

Pour me some dark liquor

Had a hell of day

And I couldn't hit the bar quicker

It's unhealthy

My friends try to help me

But I'd rather listen to

What Jim, Jack, and Jose tell me

Give me that one, and that one

And that one too

Forty, fifty, a hundred proof

All the pressures of society

Givin' me anxiety

Sobriety just won't do

So give me all your alcohol

Tequila and lime, Whiskey on ice

And every one of my problems is solved

Give me all your alcohol

A little bourbon and rye until the barrel's dry

And I'ma worry bout' the heartache tomorrow

So give me all

Your alcohol

Bartender

My broken heart mender

Don't worry about my tab

I'ma max-out-the-card spender

I'm not cryin'

I promise I'm not cryin'

I'm allergic to B.S.

And I cure it with shot buyin'

For you, and for you

And for you, and you

Forty and fifty, a hundred proof

I needed some variety

Hole in the wall psychiatry

Sobriety just won't do

So give me all your alcohol

Tequila and lime, Whiskey on ice

And every one of my problems is solved

Give me all your alcohol

Lil' bourbon and rye until the barrel's dry

And I'ma worry bout' the heartache tomorrow

So give me all

Your alcohol

Open wide and say, al-alcohol

Hey

Open wide and say, al-alcohol

Hey

Everybody says, al-alcohol

Open wide and say, al-alcohol

So give me all your alcohol

Tequila and lime, Whiskey on ice

And every one of my problems is solved

Give me all your alcohol

Lil' bourbon and rye until the barrel's dry

And I'ma worry bout' the heartache tomorrow

So give me all

Your alcohol

Give me all

Your alcohol