There comes a time, and it's time you knew, and everybody's thinkin' about where you go poo

and everybody's talkin' about where you go pee, it's like mommy get a hobby, you're a low-key freak

My bowel movin', is your favorite show, somethin' streamin', and my diaper's full

So they take away your diaper in a game of chance, you don't want a chicken nugget in your underpants

so you play their little game and you make them proud, and you jump up and down and they scream out loud

big boy, big boy, poopin' in the potty like a big boy. big boy, big boy, pee-pee in the potty like a big boy

Come on, flush it down now, watch it swirl, do the poop loop, tilt-a-whirl

When I used to make a doobie, I would let it rip, but there's an elegance about a little potty trip

It's a time for contemplation, it's a time to find your zen, there's no crime in celebration of a perfect ten

Everybody noticed that I'm walkin' tall, I lost my diaper and there's no withdrawal

Cause I'm a big girl, big girl, pee-pee on the potty like a big girl

I'm a big girl, I'm a big girl, I'm a poopin' on that potty like a big girl

Big boy, big boy, poopin' in the potty like a big boy

Big girl, big girl, pee-pee on the potty like a big girl

But when it comes to crappin', I know accidents can happen, it's a matter you should factor in, this chapter we're tackling

Make a little game and you will start to get the hang, you take a shotty in a spotty and the potty is the name of it

Big boy, big boy, poopin' in the potty like a big boy

Big girl, big girl, pee-pee on the potty like a big girl

Flush it down now

Watch it swirl