Disco Demolition

Veeck, as in wreck, said, "What the heck? I got a losing team and a blank check" I got a need to put some butts in the seats It's time for a gimmick to make it complete There's a guy on the radio saying, "Disco sucks" Doesn't matter to me, but I know what makes bucks Let's bring out the fans to blow up records that they hate In the break between a double-header against the Tigersgreat Win or lose, there's one thing that I've said "It's better to be flash than boring instead" They left the field in a terrible condition Disco demolition The first game was done and DJ Steve Dahl took his place Flak jack, tank and helmet to stir up the ranks One Donna Summer, two more by Chic Three Sylvester, toot-toot, beep-beep But look, there's Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye Oh, that ain't disco, I mean, what the-, hey The flames grew higher, the field blew up Pandemonium, riot, second game called by the umps Win or lose, there's one thing that I've said "It's better to be flash than boring instead" "Fall on The Floor" was the Sound Plus Edition Disco demolition Not for down the line, it was fine For frat boys to get funky at Woodstock 99 Steven Tyler in a scarf begat Boy George in a dress The fans ate it up without any duress A bonfire set ablaze by fear of sex and race In a time when we all should've hung our heads in disgrace Win or lose, there's one thing that I've said "It's better to be flash than boring instead" They left the field in a terrible condition Disco demolition "Fall on The Floor" was the Sound Plus Edition Disco demolition