Another Drinkin' Song

Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point To frequent this place, with any frequency at all Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before Goin' with a cure that's never failed me What you call the disease? I call the remedy And what you're calling the cause, I call the cure I'm gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before I'm gonna belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more The words I'm gonna scream and getting drunk's the central theme To the lyrics, if you can Make a lyrics out at all Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before Goin' with a cure that's never failed me What you call the disease? I call the remedy And what you're calling the cause, I call the cure Just a devotion to a potion Now please no applause And a dedication to a medication and a crutch, a cure, a cause What I've counted on to pick me up has knocked me to my knees Before I hit the floor, once more I'll call it the disease Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before Goin' with a cure that's never failed me What you call the disease? I call the remedy And what you're calling the cause, I call the cure Call it the cure (call it the cure), I call it the cure Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before Call it the cure Gonna sing a song, a song to you, a million times or more