She love me, she love me, she love me too much

She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush

She love me, she love me, she love me too much

She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush, ow

What happened here?

Right below my cabinet mirror

There used to be two brushes

Now there's three toothbrushes

I never said I was a mathematician

But from now on she gon' have to ask permission

If she wanna leave shit here, what's this here?

It's a brassiere, gotta get this clear

Run up out the bathroom cursing up a storm

Didn't see there was a purse up on my floor

My foot gets caught up in the strap

Splat, I fall flat on my back

And the purse gets emptied all over the ground

And now it's tampons everywhere rollin' around, damn

This is gettin' out of control

She really needs to slow her roll

She love me, she love me, she love me too much

She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush

She love me, she love me, she love me too much

She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush

Yo, I come home and you're on my couch

Go back to your mama's house

I just wanted to relax and unwind on it

You laid out smokin' weed, drinkin' wine on it

This ain't what I wanted

And the lease only got just one name signed on it

And that's mine on it, not yours

It'd be different if you would mop floors

Take out the trash, do somethin'

Every day you're the opposite of hustlin'

Doing your nails is not a part time job

She love me, she love me, she love me too much

She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush

She love me, she love me, she love me too much

She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush

I ain't even know she had a house key

She took it out my pocket and she copied it without me

At that Home Depot store

Now I'm never lonely no more

She's here whenever she likes

Every day, every night

And I just need my privacy

I doubt that she's tryin' to spy on me

She probably just wanna be by my TV to watch it free

I love when she's on top of me

But that don't give her no rights to my property

I'm glad you're concerned with dental healthcare

But that's the end of the discussion, brush 'em elsewhere

(She love me, she love me, she love me too much) God this girl is driving me bananas

The only solution I can think of is to dance (She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush)

Woo, ow, ow, ow (She love me, she love me, she love me too much)

(She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush)

I can't believe she parked in my parking spot, man

I'm going in this house right now (She love me, she love me, she love me too much)

After that half mile walk and giving her a piece of my mind (She left her, she left her, she left her toothbrush)

Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I Tivo'd Sex and the City so we could watch it as soon as you got here

Don't be mad, baby, I spilled a bottle of nail polish remover on your laptop

I got an idea for a fun project this weekend, let's paint the bathroom walls pink

Oh, I didn't tell you my parents are coming over tonight

Oh, speaking of my parents, can we do Thanksgiving dinner here?