I’m Going to Heaven

I got time and I'm full of hate Loaded on ketamine and heartbreak Nothing has been the same since you've been gone Every night's a little bit longer And every drink is a little bit stronger My peace of mind ain't peaceful at all By the time they got to the scene of the crime My love was dead and the killer was crying He put a pistol up to his temple and smiled "I was born to serve the savior To make sure Jephthas promise is paid for Now that my job here is done..." I'm going to heaven That's a fact I'm going to heaven And I won't come back I'm gonna laugh and I'll praise my way to heaven Then he blew out his brains I went home and spent that night Trying to grieve that love of mine All I could think was how to get to that bastard You see, blood and bones are easy to hurt But that son a bitch left both on earth So I'll find a way come hell or holy water I took some pills and went down to hell Brought some wine for the devil himself He said "that prick isn't here, he's up in the kingdom" So I made a deal if I spent some time Pouring bleach in a couple sinners eyes He'd send me on a bullet train to the lord And I can't wait to knock knock knock down heaven's door Cause I'm going to heaven No matter what they say I'm going to Heaven Even God won't get in my way He can scream and he can pray but I'm not leaving till the pearly gates are crimson Like a bat out of hell I shot up the stairs From the song that we won't mention With a gift that my buddy Lucy gave me, a polished 1911 St. Petey was shaking and cried excuse me sir you can't cut the line I said "cute little bark, I guess all dogs do go to heaven." A laugh was shaking the gate from the other side The big man himself was standing there approximately 4 foot 5 He said good to see you son, why'd you come to Kingdom Come I snapped "Hey Giggles, you know exactly what he's done" As a business man you should understand handling business So step aside or I'll fill these clouds with blood I'm not here for you so move or I'm gonna make ya And kingdom without the king is just (dumb) He said "no" Son, you're just confused with a capital K Your day will come but right now this is all just a big mistake They say much dreaming and many words are meaningless, so fear me I said what? He said I don't know... let's get you out of this hole Not going to heaven As far as I can tell I'm not going to heaven And I guess I wasn't in hell When I opened my eyes that love of mine was laughing She said you're having one hell of a dream Goddamn ketamine Who put the mean in ketamine I hate ketamine