Everything Reminds Me of My Dog

Everything reminds me of my dog The guy in the store reminds me of my dog Telephones remind me of my dog... yoohoo Taxicabs remind me of my dog If you remind me of my dog We'll probably get along little doggie Get along get along little doggie get a Smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog (Better let them know you're friendly) The way people dress reminds me too Pissing on their favourite tree Sad things remind me of my dog Cockroaches and other insects Remind me too, don't eat them The blank expression of the little boy With thick glasses who picks Himself up from the sidewalk And stands there blinking in the sun Ho oh! If you remind me of my dog We'll probably get along little doggie Get along get along little doggie get a Like the man on the subway Sitting across from me And every time I looked at him he smiled And by the time I I got to the end of the subway line I'd given him at least... oh... 25 cookies Guys in bars remind me of my dog The way it takes you so long To choose the perfect table Reminds me of my dog If you remind me of my dog We'll probably get along little doggie Get along get along little doggie get along Me and my ferocious dog We're walking down the street And everyone we meet says "Ach yer a good doogie! "Ach yer a good doogie!..." "Ach yer a good doogie!..." Except when we go for a walk To get the Sunday paper I stand there and read the headlines He reads the wind Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs I hate it when he does that I feel so dumb What? What? I say Everything reminds me of my dog Beautiful things remind of my dog Sunsets remind me of my dog Gina go to your window Einstein reminds me of me dog I want to pat his fluffy head This whole world reminds me of my dog My dog reminds me of this whole world Do I remind you of a dog? I do? Skyscrapers remind me of my dog Sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit Guys in red cameros too It's getting to be a habit Artists remind me of my dog Staking out their originality on the nearest tree Old folks remind me of my dog My dog reminds old folk of their dogs (Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead) Gina says I remind her of my dog The that way I just did that Golfers teeing off remind me of my dog The way he sits by me and shifts on his paws What is it you want? Look at it Do you want to go for a walk? Do you want a cookie? Do you want me to dial the number for you?