I tried to tell myself that you're going through a phase

When you really thought that garbage could replace shampoo

But, buddy, that's just not the case

You can't leave trash all over the place

So, let's address the elephant in the room

Your smell is so stinky

I couldn't hold my breath if I wanted to

Not even an entire bottle of cologne covered up your smell

Maybe you should give up

Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery

'Bout how you are so stinky

From head to toe, to pinky

You try to say it's windy (It's a fart)

And every time you pass on by

The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly

And I don't want to be too mean right now

But you could use a shower tonight

Oh, all the fish in the sea

When they catch a whiff, they flop

The sharks are fierce and grand, but they will swim to the distant land

At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more

The skunks give you a nod and wink, they think that you're their link

Yeah

When you enter a haunted house, the ghosts get scared and shout for you to get out

Must be a superpower for me to be able to smell you before you get in the room

I wish it wasn't true, but there is nothing you can do

Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery

'Bout how you are so stinky

From head to toe, to pinky

You try to say it's windy (It's a fart)

And every time you pass on by

The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly

And I don't want to be too mean right now

But you could use a shower tonight

Oh, all the fish in the sea

When they catch a whiff, they flop

The sharks are fierce and grand, but they will swim to the distant land

At the zoo, the lions roar, not of hunger but no more

The skunks give you a nod and wink, they think that you're their link

I tried to tell myself that you're going through a phase

When you really thought that garbage could replace shampoo

But, buddy, that's just not the case

You can't leave trash all over the place

Like, whoa, it ain't a mystery

'Bout how you are so stinky

From head to toe, to pinky

You try to say it's windy (It's a fart)

And every time you pass on by

The birds will drop, and the pigs will fly

And I don't want to be too mean right now

But you could use a shower tonight

So, let's address the elephant in the room

Your smell is so stinky

I couldn't hold my breath if I wanted to

'Cause not even an entire bottle of cologne covered up your smell

Maybe you should give up