Came The Closest

I cut my hair off, I wore a tie Woke up at 7:00, came home at 5:00 for a while I traded whiskey for Miller Lite And I know your mama calls me polite Mr. Right Aw, but that ain't right 'Cause I always gotta know what's behind the other door I'm never gonna be that straight-laced, Sunday-morning man you were looking for Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard house With some kids and a bed of roses But you came the closest We never married 'cause I never asked I left the diamond under the glass Someday you'll be glad 'Cause you'll find somebody who shaves every day When your dad comes around, he'll know what to say I just ain't that way, I just ain't that way 'Cause I always gotta know what's behind the other door I'm never gonna be that straight-laced, Sunday-morning man you were looking for Nobody's ever tied me down in clapboard house With some kids and a bed of roses But you came the closest Moving on is the only thing I know how to do But if I could've stood still, then I would have stood still with you But I always gotta know what's behind the other door I'm never gonna be that straight-laced, Sunday-morning man you were looking for Nobody's ever tied me down in clapboard house With some kids and a bed of roses But you came the closest You came the closest