I only brought $35, you selfish seafood eating bitch, what I mean

You know what I'm saying

You see me farting and burping up butter sauce, I got a hunger headache drinking water

My bad, let me calm down

Shit got too real, you know what I'm saying

It got too real, man

I changed up

It affect me now, man

Not having no money, I pray for the wrong stuff

I do, I be asking God for the wrong stuff

I be like, God, please just let me hit the big game three times

Like, I be praying for stuff like that

You not supposed to ask God for that

You supposed to ask Him for the strength to get through whatever you're dealing with

So, I changed my prayer up

I was like, God, I ain't gotta win the mega millions

Just let me get on the show like who wants to be a millionaire, alright

Cause I'm just cold with the trivia

Let me win the money with my mind, you know what I'm saying

With useless trivia facts

I can win it like that

You know who wants to be a millionaire

And this my thing, I wanna go on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

And I ain't greedy

I ain't gotta win the whole million dollars

I just wanna get on the show and get that one $200 question right

That's all I'm looking for

That's it

Just some quick money to get me to next Wednesday

I just wanna stop eating Little Caesars all the time

I just wanna get something else

Make me some Red Lobster, a little surfing turf

Just to get to next Wednesday

That's called breathing room money

That's all I want

Man, I can see it now, man

I be dreaming about it

I get on the show

I'm sitting there

I don't know why Regis Philbin's still there, but he's still there

He's like, is that your final answer

I'm like, yup

D, Johanna

That's my final answer

He's like, ding, ding, ding, ding

That's correct

$200

I just be sitting there like, I'm done, man

I'm through

I'm done

No, man

Just give me the money, Regis

Why is you playing with me, man

I don't wanna go

No

Go to commercial, Regis

He trying to talk me out of it

Sir, you think you can win a million dollars

I'm like, I don't need a million dollars, Regis

Just give me the $200, man

You got the feds looking at that million dollars

Then they gonna tax all that money

I don't need that

I got people in my family that's doing illegal stuff

I don't need to be seen like that

I'm like, you got three lifelines

I'm like, all right, look, man

I'm gonna use one of the lifelines

Get the hell out of my face, man, and give me my money

I would like to use one of my lifelines, please

I want to phone a friend

I want to call Sprint

Tell them to cut my phone back on

I got $200 that I can give them right now

If you do not believe me, hurry up and turn to Channel 4

Hurry up

I only got 20 seconds

Hurry up

Hurry up

Hurry up