Whitney borrowed my pointy black hat
You know the one
It's pointy and it's black
When I asked about it
She seemed indignant, she said
"I already gave it back"
What she doesn't know is
I saw her wearing it
As recently as two moons back
I'll admit it, she looks better in it
But it's mine, I want it back
Classic Whitney
She's such a liar
She's as bad as Sarah Good
Well she can keep it
I won't need it while I'm
Dancing naked in the woods
