First Date

Hey Pretty Lady You're looking real fine This is our first date I'm not like other guys I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight Sneak in a movie No one will ever know Run on private property and hold each other close Beneath the moonlight I got a fun idea Lean and kiss a cheek and gently whisper in your ear Let's steal a car tonight Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise Let's steal a motherfuckin' car tonight We're young and alive So let's commit some crimes (Hey, I like you!) I got you flowers Let's get some coffee Look deep in my eyes and tell me about your family We can hold hands And you can watch me Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary Let's steal some art tonight What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist Let's steal some precious fuckin' art tonight We're young and alive Let's cross the state lines Or you know, we could go a little more traditional Go for a walk watch a movie Actually there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens Ninja Brian was just telling me about That last week, he loved it. Wait you know what FUCK IT! Let's kill some guy tonight We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight Let's take a motherfuckin' life tonight We're young and alive Which I can't say for that guy! (That guy!) Yeah! Let's kill five guys tonight We'll share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by Let's kill ten guys tonight (Y'know what first date, let's cut the brakes on the murders) Let's kill five guys tonight I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi Man we had fun tonight We're young and alive And you can call me anytime (Good first date. Wanna do it again next we- no? Oh, alright)