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Monkey Stomp
365
Comedy
Monkey Stomp was released on October 12, 2023 by 916606 Records DK as a part of the album Monkey Stomp - Single
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Release DateOctober 12, 2023
Label916606 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM80

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Dallas Young
Dallas Young
Songwriter
Brady Riggenbach
Brady Riggenbach
Songwriter

Lyrics

Yeah, Monkey Man
Monkey-Monkey Man
Motherfucker
Well, I rolled to the zoo, about nine 'o' clock
And I saw a funny monkey playing with his cock
And I thought to myself, "Man, what the fuck? That's just sad"
But that big ass ape must've known what I was thinkin'
'Cause in two damn seconds, his big ass was swingin'
And walkin' over to me, just about mad as hell
Ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
"Woah, mister monkey, I don't wanna fight"
"I was just kinda curious about your life"
"'Cause you look pretty lonely sittin' in this zoo"
And then he said, "You better shut your mouth 'fore I hit you with my poo"
"'Cause I promise you, bitch, you ain't got a clue"
Everybody do the monkey stomp
Everybody groove, the monkey stomp
Everybody move, the monkey stomp
Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah
Next thing I know, I was haulin' ass
When those big ol' apes came crawlin' out the grass
Runnin' and then chasin' me all around the exhibit
I was just too slow tryna get away
When these hairy hands grabbed me by my face
And he spoke again, and I could tell he was angry
And then he said, "Listen, little bitch, I'm motherfuckin' Monkey Man"
"I'm the king monkey in this here land"
"And the best thing for you to do is watch yo' mouth"
Ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
I stood my ground and I spoke my mind
I wasn't gonna run this time 'cause I'm the king species
And evolution's a fuckin' hoax
Everybody do the monkey stomp
Everybody groove, the monkey stomp
Everybody move, the monkey stomp
Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah
"You're gonna be suckin' on my monkey nuts"
"I'm gonna be fightin' and causin' a fuss"
"You're gonna be wishin' you never did this"
"I'm the king monkey, you're gonna die, bitch"
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
What the fuck? Where am I?
"You've now entered the kingdom of Hell"
"I am the devil, let me tell you a tale about my creation, mister Monkey Man"
"I am kind of evil as you may already know"
"And he is my servant to put on a show"
"I want to take over the world, and teach them all my dance"
"The monkey stomp"
"Are you fuckin' serious? That—, that's what this is all about?"
"Some stupid fuckin' dance? Really?"
"This is not a game, it is my claim to fame"
"My moves are funky fresh, let me put that shit to rest"
"Trust me, bitch, when I tell ya that I'm the best"
"Hehe, yeah, motherfucker"
Everybody do the monkey stomp
Everybody groove, the monkey stomp
Everybody move, the monkey stomp
Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah
Everybody do the monkey stomp
Everybody groove, the monkey stomp
Everybody move, the monkey stomp
Come on, everybody, do the monkey stomp, yeah
Written by: Brady Riggenbach, Dallas Young
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