Teenie Weenie (feat. Howie Favichia, Lucas Mann & Rings of Saturn)

This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses I find myself inside the restroom The fear is setting in I approach the wall of men Each one emptying their members I unzip my pants And begin to sweat profusely That's when it happened The man next to me caught a peek at my dick This is so embarrassing This is why I should have chosen a stall It's so hard to use a urinal with a dick this small I just pissed on myself, fuck They say it's not the size of the boat But it my case I'm barely afloat It doesn't get much harder than this No seriously, this is as hard as it gets Some guys describe it as a tic-tac But there isn't a mini version of that It's more like a grain of rice Everybody stops because they have to look twice It's sort of like a teeny tiny muffin My dick looks like a second belly button I'll look on the bright side of this I'll never have to buy a single toothpick Honestly, it's like it doesn't even exist I can even keep my legs closed every time that I sit Teeny weenie I have the world's smallest cock Teeny weenie Sometimes I fill my pants with my socks