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Puttin'
105
Comedy
Puttin' was released on November 10, 2023 by 670054 Records DK as a part of the album Dadquest
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Release DateNovember 10, 2023
Label670054 Records DK
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM119

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael Ribbens
Michael Ribbens
Songwriter
Dee B
Dee B
Songwriter

Lyrics

Pull up to the clubhouse and they know me cause
I play 18 holes of golf and I only putt
Ain't no Torrey Pines I am more notorious
Every time I putt I feel euphoria, Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Yeah, I squat, read the lie
Check the slope of the terrain
Even though I am like
Several hundred yards away from the hole
Full-sized golf
With a mini golf approach
Putter in my hands and i'm not even close
Played 18 and i shot 280
Long line of guys behind who hate me
But it doesn't phase me
They all get enraged
See me stop and smell the daisies
They're like "What the fuck?"
I say what's the rush
Putt it out of bunkers
And I even putt the rough
From 200 yards away or 2
It's the same shot
They're like, "Can we play through?"
No you may not. Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
That's a long way to putt, man
Oh, is it?
I'm a groundskeeper's dream: no divots
When I finally reach the green
Won't miss it, and even if I miss
It's cause the green was so vivid
If you need speed, try hockey
Watching every green leaf as I'm walking
Talking to the bees
Breathe the spring breeze as it's wafting
I'm not on mushrooms, but I remember what they taught me
Every moment is a gift, the U.S. Open is my mind
The Torrey Pines are full of sap
I got a birdie on the fifth
I mean I saw a robin fly
I nestled up and took a nap
The other golfer guys were pissed
I wish them peace, they wish I'd die
My caddy wish I'd pick a different club
I just give him hugs
And then I take another distance putt
I won't leave a divot but
I'll leave the path to grab a leaf
They're mad at me, they'll make it to the Masters
But I mastered peace
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Puttin', Puttin', Puttin', Yeah
Written by: Dee B, Michael Ribbens
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