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Pranks
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Metal
Pranks was released on October 23, 2023 by 1093435 Records DK as a part of the album Pranks - Single
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Release DateOctober 23, 2023
Label1093435 Records DK
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
david monastiere
david monastiere
Songwriter
Timothy Jenkins
Timothy Jenkins
Songwriter

Lyrics

Listen now, the witch doth speak
To those not interested in the treats
Forlorn with age, the mind does rot
And candy treats, they thrill you not
More maligned for mischief?
I'll teach you now some dirty tricks
For those who seek to cast revenge
For your foes, the fun does end
Pranks
When the kidding stops
That's when the killing starts
Horrid hijinks on Hallow's Eve
Pranks of cruelty
Start with vulgar cranks on the phone
Call them when they're all alone
Tell them that you're in their house
Then snip the lines so the power's out
Now take that sparking power cord
And wrap it around the knob of the door
So when they go to make an escape
Ten thousand volts to immolate
Last gasps and rasps from convulsing goo
Just like a bag of flaming poo
And I think you know just what to do
Stomp the face out with your shoe
How to solve the problem of the body?
Take it to a random Halloween party
Tell everyone there it's just a prop
That you got it from the costume shop
Dissect and dice up the vital organs
And serve them to the guest as hors d'oeuvres
Anything left now of the corpse?
Leave under the neighbor's porch
Pranks
When treats are just a bore
And you burn for something more
This wicked witch has jokes in store
Of splattered fucking gore
One more goof on newborn parents
But I don't know If I should share this
Even for a hag, it's quite abhorrent
'Cause in their crib, you place a rodent
Rabid, starved, a vicious beast
Sics on flesh, a supple feast
When they come to check on the brat
They only find a well-fed rat
Ah
Pranks
When the kidding stops
That's when the killing starts
Horrid hijinks on Hallow's Eve
Pranks of cruelty
Pranks
When treats are just a bore
And you burn for something more
This wicked witch has jokes in store
Of splattered fucking gore
Written by: Timothy Jenkins, david monastiere
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