No Exit (The Amazing Digital Circus Song)

Well, hello there It seems we have a new cast member What's that? Where are you? What is this place? Who are you? I can legally answer some of those questions It's your lucky day, friend You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping What are you trying to-? The headset Oh, so here's the thing So the good news first How'd you like to be a star Now forever in a show Being watched from afar A hundred eyes in the sky Now your life on a stage is a mind-bending circus A show for all ages Ha, ha Buckle up, let me give you a tour Take a ride with the pearly white entrepreneur You may need to calm down and adjust expectations Experiencing digital hallucinations My, my Welcome to a world full of wonders Where anything can happen Just imagine if you hadn't Had to happen on the virtual reality That trapped you in the- Wait what did I say Ha ha no spoilers Oh, you gotta have a name Come and spin the roulette Til we find an arrangement of consonant letters Are vowels negotiable I'll do my best Now go meet your costars Your friends for the rest of your life An electronical performer You're one of us now You're better off if you can just accept it Within the headset, you're reborn now We'll never know how The only truth is that there is no exit Say goodbye to the real world My little superstar You're the brand-new act at the carnival Just stay right where you are There's no hope of extraction Now you're the main attraction So get the show underway Singing day after day, after day The name's Caine And I'm able to tell That you're gonna have the time of your life in this realm I'm the ringmaster, showman The great puppeteer Who better to entrust with your circus career? So don't waste any time Let's have an adventure C&A is not liable in the event that you're Injured, disfigured, or otherwise wounded Not limited to but including The loss of a limb or an organ or head Really head It says head That's hilarious Anyway Now your sanity is hanging on a trivial experience Activity designed to keep your fragile mind intact The monotony is liminally minimal Additionally, try to keep it literal Don't get too abstract Got it Good Say goodbye to the real world My little superstar You're the brand-new act at the carnival Just stay right where you are There's no hope of extraction Now you're the main attraction So get the show underway Singing day after day, after day You're looking for a way out of here You're talking to the great engineer There's nothing there in the void so avoid it, my dear This door has never been opened Surrender give up hope Get the show underway Get that smile on display and obey Your soul imprisoned here forever Our leader's design You're better off if you can just forget it An unachievable endeavor To leave it behind When will you understand that there's no exit Is it starting to sink in My little possession You need to let go of this pointless obsession with exits You know what comes next It's what happened to your predecessor It's dark in the cellar Well, well Step into your new arrangement Your estrangement, from the way that you thought your life was going So be patient, no complaints You're the entertainment Smile on your face Or you'll end up in the basement The maddened abandon beyond understanding The palm of my hand You'll forever be standing and dancing And I'm not just gonna Give up my plan and comply with demand There's supply to command And a cast to expand Now I'm building my brand You're a celebrity, Diva A megastar Do you know how many dream of being right where you are? So take your adventure And when it's complete Have a digital feast You can never eat So welcome to the circus The spectacle bizarre You can try to run through a thousand doors Wait I didn't finish this part Say goodbye to the real world My little superstar You're the brand-new act at the carnival Just stay right where you are There's no hope of extraction Now you're the main attraction So get the show underway Singing day after day, after day Thank you for joining us We'll be here day, after day, after day After day, after day