Guitar World

I sitting in a little old corner

of an east nashville coffee shop

sipping on a mocha latte

and worrying about my parking spot

I was starting to wonder

what the hell I was doing

in such a godforsaken place

when the cover of magazine caught my eye

and well, I had some time to waste

guitar world was the title there

on the cover of that magazine

and on it showed four smiling men

oh they musta been guitar kings

I ventured a little further into the article

looking for the guitar queens?

and out of all them good ol guitar pickin boys

none of them boys was me

ain't no girls in guitar world

according to a magazine

ain't no women in guitar heaven

anyone with eyes can see

well I was feeling pretty low feeling pretty down

am I just diggin myself in a hole in the ground?

and if I had my head screwed on right

do you think that I could really be an ace in this town?

I was sitting at the the dinner table

my paw yelled out..

I'm sick of all this strong women bullsh$t

and I started to think to myself that maybe

maybe this is it

ain't no girls in guitar world

according to a magazine

ain't no women in guitar heaven

anyone with eyes can see

ain't no girls in guitar world

according to a magazine

ain't no women in guitar heaven

anyone with eyes can see

I went on home

got on the phone

I called my ma and said

oh ma you know you're the best dang cure

for my, my big ol' swollen head

and do you remember how you always used to tell me

that I could really make it far?

she said oh honey use your mind

you'll do fine

cause I raised ya to be a nashville star

ain't no girls in guitar world

according to a magazine

ain't no women in guitar heaven

anyone with eyes can see

ain't no girls in guitar world

according to a magazine

ain't no women in guitar heaven

anyone with eyes can see

anyone with eyes can see

anyone with eyes can see