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Good evening all Tonight we begin with the story of our impending fall But first we'll examine this summer's fashions from wall to wall Then sports with Heather; Todd gives you weather at ten Taking your mind off all the things that matter Dumbing it all down with mindless chatter Stay in your seats; you won't want to miss tonight's big show But the question remains Do you want to know? This just in The President passed a groundbreaking bill to forgive your sins Turn up the volume, turn up the volume Six live feeds missing the point of this minute's major emergency Turn up the volume, turn up the volume We bring you Eternally breaking, uncompromisingly filtered news With a spoonful of sugar, you'll take the medicine we abuse Stop what you're doing; be sure to tune in tonight Taking your mind off all the things that matter Dumbing it all down with mindless chatter Stay in your seats; you won't want to miss tonight's big show But the question remains Do you want to know? This just in The President passed a groundbreaking bill to forgive your sins Turn up the volume; turn up the volume Six live feeds missing the point of this minute's major emergency Turn up the volume, turn up the volume I can't even hear myself thinking I can't even hear myself thinking I can't even hear myself thinking This just in The President passed a groundbreaking bill to forgive your sins Turn up the volume; turn up the volume Six live feeds missing the point of this minute's major emergency But the question remains Do you want to know?