Sonic.exe
Vs
The Archangel Gabriel
Round 1: A new toy, I found one
'Bouta fire shots at an impostor, like I'm a turned around gun (POW!)
Bad decision, there can be one winner, not two!
So take your own advice and just silence your volume!
Let's not beat around no burning bush and peep your story, let's see!
A glitchy, messy edit looking less impressive than my damn source PNG?
Police portrait sketches? That's Vanilla! You ain't tough shit!
If you got a face not even a mother could love, bitch!
You copied and pasted (Ah!) what your weak God had created (Ah!)
Hijacked the plot and replaced it (Ah!)
With some enlongated faces (Ah!)
While Kyle and Tom are still shaking (Ah!)
I made 'em playthings under my rule!
I'm homicidal, you're some guy who plays with liquify tool!
I make a holy ghost go comatose, I deal it fatal!
Best call a doctor, we're about to see a weeping angel!
When I'm intruding: I turn Eggman, Knux, and Tails to corpses!
You're just too slow! Pale in both complexion and performance!
Thank you for the remarks, but it's evident that
Your bars are more a "Toddler Stress Assesment" than a diss track!
I would say I leave Marks but we never did that
Instead we gave him M.A.D 'cause we tend to spit facts!
Like you tried to put up a front with blood
And guts as you chuckle running, one by one had all them done in
But your best work's Friday Night Funkin'!
Ooh, the edgy demon says he's mean and his eyes tint red?
Hell was checked you're not there, they found us instead!
If you want to escape me, carpe diem!
Just do better than Dave did when you start to speak up!
You can run your mouth about how you can harness speed, but
Looking at my mass attendance, you can hardly keep up!
I laugh like a hyena, You're no harmful demon!
What's Ole JC gonna do when I discarded Jesus?!
I'd say meet your maker but that would be harsh
Cause the one thing more childish than you is their RP DMs
Put that grin away, you stalk image, you shouldn't push me!
You aren't "hood", just keep that shit under your hoodie!
Man, I'm out! I got someone better for your soft punchlines
'Cause if "Every day gets brighter"
You're about to Feel the Sunshine!
Forget about the rain when I drop a bar
I'mma bounce off the walls like it's Sonic R!
(Ready?) Nope, too slow to start!
Now the scene bouta look like Jonah's car! Call you Clone of Arc
You're getting fucking burned because this plushie carries
Tails Doll's no tall tale, I'm the internet's Bloody Mary (Ay!)
You must be crazed if you think I'm the Doll to play with?!
Is it the M.A.D that you're plagued with? Or is my hatred contagious?!
(Ay!) Next time you're wanting to break in and
Leave a mom so distraught that she is hanging
You don't have to take any baby
Just show them your fucking plushie off of makeship!
I deceived them, such weak rhymes
I'm on another level, so let me rewind
I have friends too, why don't you meet mine?
He's been absolutely dying for some screen time!
A flicker on the TV illuminated his bedroom
And he saw the most cheesy intrusion made since Max Headroom
OC's like you are typically thought up by kids
But "do not steal" is not enough to stop me coming in your crib
Thi-this isn't just rap, this is rapture
Lap circles around you like a Saturn
Wa-wa-want a friend request? You dont have any left
'Cause you're acting madder than Thatcher
You look manufactured, mass produced
I'm damning rappers mass produced
Apples and oranges, me and you
Because it's your hue against forbidden fruit
You're not pulling the strings, no, your twine is in my grip
You're not the real you, you're Miles behind him
While I'm the top apostle and I brought the slaughter quickly
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